"Because I had a row, in the shop, with a chip-and-pin machine."
"Do people usually assume you're the murderer?"
"Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing."
"Try not to start a war before I get home."
"Oh you meant 'spectacularly ignorant' in a nice way."
"Just tea for me, thanks!"
"What must it be like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring."